Oh What Larks.

Funny Stuff I've Heard/Said...

• Dan Watton- "Darty, you look like you're from Mosambique..."
• Sammy's Song - "72 Burning Russell's Sitting On The Wall..."
• Can't Remember..-"Batteries Are Great Inventions..."
• James Allen - "No! Get it wrong it's funnier..."
• Me - "You expect all Africans to be as brown as the mud that they sit on..."
• Can't Remember - "It's not his fault he can't see the camera" (Talking about how Luke Shaw the wasn't looking at the camera in the school year photo...)

Todd Bosley

Michael Bolton

Hahaha, look and see a picture of Todd and download Michaels songs.

I see you will be quite pleased. :D

Now for some things me and Jenny were writing about, a long time ago.

My poem.

My Police Officer Is Gay.

Running down the street,Sergent Gay is on his feet,

He runs around in circles,

Flailing his arms around and gurgles.

Sometimes stops for a manicure,

Trips up guys on the floor,

Coaxes men tohis shiny black mercedes

Trying to make babies, but without the ladies.

Lets the lie of soft fur and silk.

Drops them off around about Kilk.

Sergent Gay's Fun Packed Day.

1. "If you had no muscles you couldn't move and anyone could hit you."
2. "You know, if you didn;t have any lungs, you wouldn't get lung cancer."
3. "If you had no ears, your glasses wouln't stay on and you'd be blind."

Hmmm....

I have left school :D

First exam wednesday, English Literature!

Me and Jess got into Kazbar; The night before last!

Off to revise now, xx