"Let's Go To Marhamchurch"

Yesterday was randomly good. Me and Jess went to Mons, went to safeways, went babysitting. It was good fun! We watched Panic Room whilst sipping a vodka and coke and smoking some really weird and probably old L&B's. The night of babysitting ended with Gina coming home with this really weird guy. He started to speak to Jess and I about school and college. He was really getting into it. On the way out he outsprung his knuckles, and i outstretched mine, we touched knuckes as he gave me the advice to "rock on". Jess had to do it too :D
As soon as we got out of the house we pissed ourselves laughing. We think we got told to quieten down by the fitty Little John. I think it was about 1:30am. We decided to walk back to jess's but as soon as we released urine on the golfcourse we decided to see hwo was down in Bude because we realised that we didn't actualy have to be in at any certain time. We went down to the castle, but the people sounded as if they were in Summerlease Carpark. Me and Jess decided to ring a couple of people to see if they would come out....This is when we discovered Nips and Pig ect were in Marhamchurch...MARHAMCHURCH lies on the disused canal just two miles south-east of Bude. So Lets walk there then! At 2am we were walking through little lanes and canal paths. We tried to distract ourselves from Samara from the Ring by talking about happy things. Thank you Len and Rik you managed to keep us talking for about half a mile! We came to a cross roads. I was so sure there was sewage works up there. (Shit ive just rememberred if you carried on at the crossroads it was up and around...) Anyway...Jess was going to be my navigation for a while and she took me to a road, where if she told me the name of it, we would find that we were only going to be a minutes walk away from where we started off. We ended up a minute from where we started off. I just thought it was funny. We ended up going along some nice country roads in the dark, jess scaring me on the way when she was on the phone, stopping suddenly and saying "Oh My God..." "What?" ..."Theres horses in that field" Jess scared me...lol.We finaly got to the main road, a car came past and Jess asked if we should crouch or lie down so we're not seen, I thought that they would think we were dead or something so we just carried on walking. we finally got to the turning it was a mission through the road to Marhamchurch. Up hill down hill...Around corner...SHIT CAR! With hesitant phone calls to Nips, who said he would meet us somewhere but never did. We saw lights "It's like coming to Bethlehem" After being terrorised by some fitties chasing us from the pub we finally got tto Freyas, i had met her that day lol...We got there and decided that we couldn not be assed to walk back, George and Nips were gentlemen and gave up their double bed for the sofa, me n jess got comfort :D
We got there at about 3:15am and was in time for the last joingt which set the mood very nicely. Da's red balloon called nathan? Cutie. We got to sleep at about 5am, and woke up at 7am. We joined George and Nips for the walk back, nobody was in the mood for walking. We headed off for the walk back to stratton after having a bit of breakfast, the fridge was disguised as a cupboard...
This way was so much quicker, the way George and Nips took us, apart from the shitty roads with bushes that you felt claustroiphobic in .... not to mentin the cobwebs in your face. We decided to stop for a bit and there was this field full of Bulls which were giving us staring competitions. George was not impressed and he kept on telling the bUlls off "I'm not in the mood for you, just don't piss me off. Seriously, you better not come any closer" Something along the lines of that Well They did and George started throwing mud at them. He just had to keep getting the one with horns...He hit it in the middle of its eyes. But the most funniest thing was they were standing there like they were so big and then wen nips unexpectedly jumped off the femnce they all ran away like a bunch of pussies lmao...Yeah we walked home. met up with Gary on the way in Stratton, he'd had a rough night aswell! I thought it was quite ironic. We walked tthjourgh pathfields and then we got to Jess's house. After getting Karen to open the door for us we had a bit of munch then went to sleep til about 2pm. It was great. We had a roast, and then I saw my nan in hospital, she's looking much better now. Came home had summer fruits crumble. Had a shower and went online, i have to have a sick bucket next to me. I dont know why i feel ill!!! But atleast im toned up now :D

Good Saturday night :D xxx