Who would you rather fuck? Luke Shaw Or Michelle Blaxland?

Old news but still funny.

Liam yes. - I asked Liam (The boy from Infant school) (He has special needs with communication) So I asked him which one he liked (pictured) and he kept on saying yes to each one, and I said, choose one, and he said Yes. So I put them in front of him and asked him. He said yes. When I printed it out for him he said no I wanted the lion.
Mrs Ryan came into do the register. They answered with "Yes Mrs Liar" I found it hilarious... :P
Jess keeps saying to Pig "If I asked you something would you say yes?" Its funny...
Mutuff likes purple not pink, screwdriver, Penelope Jenkins but I Don't know why. Bout 15 minutes had to say bye left on purple flower because meany pig wouldn't let mutiff in. - explains itself really.
I said, that my stomach looked like Hierachy because when I lie down sideways it looks weird... Pig said "that could be Hitler eh?" I still don't get it.
Megan was going home and she had to walk (she's 5) and she said No, and her mum said Come on megs its only down the road. Then Megan said "no it's all the way in Australia" - I thought it was cute....
There's this guy called Ryan, who looks really weird so I call him Donald because it suits him more. The most immature boy in the class didn't think it was funny, then started shouting out I eat poo....
Toby's scaredom to me and Pig,... "If you're playing doctors and nurses., can I be the specialist.." Eeew!
Then the good old crime number I cant delete! (been there since December..., "mew, my names Mr flasher weirdo and IM going to flash tabby so she cant delete her message of her phone") BLAH???!?!?!??!?