East side is the best.

So to follow on with the scampi debate, it seems people will clutch at anything even as pathetic as knowing what scampi looks like to show how big and clever they are and how under-educated and feeble-minded the rest of us are. Well I suppose Scampi has to thank these sagacious people otherwise it's face would never be recognized and would always be reffered to as 'I thought it was a fish'.
To the people that ridiculed me for not wanting to eat a sea creature with feelers, extra legs, and pincers, I added that they would all be great at doing bush tukka trials eating meal worms, grubs and kangaroo testicles, following the basis that 'I don't care what it looks like'. So hats off to those bigger people out there than me. I hope they enjoy eating genitals.

(Obviously this really doesn't bother me but makes for an interesting post)

In other news, after I've done the housework and showered, I will try and string a few sentences together to add to my up and coming novel called 'Kick The Dog'.
I'll post the first chapter today at some point so more people can ridicule me and prove that I am not worthy of a space on this earth.
I'm too sarcastic minded to believe that I am anything but worthy and I will end up proving many wrong when I come across a watch that can stop time, which I know I will. It's my destiny.

See you in a bit cunts.

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