Oranges and Lemons say the Bells of St Clements?

My dream last nite was fucked up.
Me and Jess sturt were starting at University, so we had to go to our room. It was up this massive flight of stairs, Olivia was goin on and on about how much she knew about the rooms and how there was no windows or light and they were bad.
Got to our level and it was like so high up and they had made it so it was so dangerous to get to the rooms. I thought I was going to die. Everyone who was on our floor got past the easy bits but we thought fuck it. Some negroes came and started smokin a joint and we asked how they got into their room, apparantly there was a dvd up the walla dn they managed to climb. I asked them if they would pull me up, they said they would but they never did.
I went to complain and get a new room but this guy was like 35 and quite fit and he wouldnt take it serioiusly, I stood at the other side of the building and stareted to wobble it. He just laughed. I was speaking to him on msn and he invited me to meet up with him. I started giving him head and playing with his balls......anyway he told me he did this to a lot of the uni girls and that he has a wife and 2 kids. It really didn't bother me.
The other part of my dream was that me and Pig were stuck in this kind of maze and it would have taken ages for us to have figured out how to open doors and which way to go. Whilst stuck in one room I turned back round and Pig had managed to find a secret passage way. I said would we get stuck if we go down it and he was all sarcastic like "Ah, theyd maka a secret passage way to get stuck in woudnt they, lets jstu go" so I poked my head through the passage and saw this huge hall. Absoluterly massive, It was the winners hall. Only problem was we were so high up If I fell I would have died. It was so huge. I looked down and it was horrible.

I think im gonna have to just skip work to dream more often, it was well fun.

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