Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Trusty Old Blogger.

Ahhh.
Guess who needs a digger for this dump.
Work exp. Is good.
Read through some old pages.
I doodled a hell of a lot.
Used the duplicater about 4 times today. It always fucks up for me and so Mrs.Carr thinks i'm dumb.
It's never my fault tho
First time, it was out of paper, today it was the ink cartridge needed changing.
What's it gonna be next time hey?
Let';s make a poll. Second thoughts, lets not make this into a debate.

Ahhhhhhhhhh.
Not sure if Matt's in prison or not. Feels like i've never met him for some reason. Even the memories are going. Ha. Not like they don't go 50% of the time anyway.
The most embarassing thing happened to me today.
Simon, some guy i've met from pub, works at Morrisons, he's bought me a drink before, I only accepted coz I was skint. Saw him in safeways at the cookie section, I was stoned at the time, pretty caned actully, so I was more interested in finding the softest cookies, but he was in my way, so I kinda didn;'t give him eye contact and searched for my cookies, he still carried on trying to make conversation though. there was lots and lots of silence, but he kept standing there :.... I then said i had to go, he walked off.
I went to the till, asked jess if it was him near the end, she said it wasnt, got to about the same distance and i saw it was him, but as i flinched to stop walking and turn around he saw me and so i had to just carry on walking looking like a dick becasue id been startled by something.
i went to the woman at the checkout and then he came over and started saying how he hadnt managed to get my number, by this time i was half pissing myself half going red with embarassment as the woman at the checkout gave me funny looks.
When he said he'll look on his phone if he had it. He went, the woman at the til says "Oh yeah, we don't only get used as checkouts, its also speed dating"...I looked at Jess and at the time there was this overwhelming urge to start laughing, it was the implosive ones, where they explode within you and all that comes out is a "hmmppphh hmmpphhmm" i had to turn around as she was scanning the items, when i had to pay, i was bright red, in stitches, and could not keep a straight face. To make it worse, i had to purchace rizzlas, as i was walking from this manicness fucking simon calls me over to his till to hand me his number on a receipt. the woman watched me. Me and jess ran out of safeways and i cracked up outside.

You would have had to have been there. It was actually hilarious....
I told Mon and he didn't seem too impressed.

Eek. Big day tomorrow.

Joan Armatrading - The Weakness In Me.
Been liistenening to it for a while now.
Well i best go now.
Nanite.xoxox

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