I know you could have done more.

its been an adventurous couple of days, involving unscrewing shed doors and rescrewing them on only to get some rollerblades to go rollerblading around the industrail estate. using stools as t.v ariels and several bus trips to tintagel.
Dentists on wednesday, was all good.
On the menu today;

baked bum
diced diaphragm
sliced stomach
pickled penis
seasoned spleen
roasted rectum
smoked stomach
marinated manboobs
minced minge
toasted tongue
scrambled scrotum
boiled brain
jellied joint
stir fried scalp
incinerated intestines
brewed bronchi
cooked kidneys
grilled gut
microwaved muscle

courtesy of me and pig xxxx