E Thomas

It was a dark scary night - Granny Simmons was cooking her midnight scones.
She let E Thomas around to inspect them.
"My oh my!" He cried. "Gee whizz Granny Simmons, these scones are just about as hard as the concrete I use to mould my wand." He winked.
Granny Simmons got very upset. E Thomas just pointed and laughed at her, he then started to shout verbal abuse at her. "Seagulls target you." "You think that the menopause is a jewish holiday."
Granny Simmons started to cry and threaten to hang herself.
"Please don't, it was foolish of me, to make it up to you I will eat all of your scones". Granny Simmons whimpered in the corner.

My talent at story writing 4 years ago.

Work at 12 today. I failed in my mock driving test. Did the turn in the road perfect, my backing round the corner I forgot to do the half way check. I hit the curb in parallel parking, I changed to first at a turning when it wasn't necessary, I didn't look in my mirrors enough.
Great.

Reminder to myself. 10am Tuesday next week is my next one.
My mums lost my little book thing so if I write it down anywhere else I will lose it.

Work in an hour and a half. I dont mind becuase I have smoke waiting for me back at home.
Yup this is the 41st time I said I would quit. I can't help it. Just a waster..lol.
I don't actually see why it's so hard.

Im worried I have a jewish nose.





This doesn't look like me one bit, it's scary!















Anyway, the weathers getting colder and windier. It sucks.
Have to give another £180 to my driving instructor. Thats gonna clean me right out of money.
I've paid for my theory already, which is on the 19th. 19 days! Arghhhhh!!!
Need to pay for my actual practical one tho. Thats gonna be about £50.
It's a good job I've got all these hours! It's quality, I told work I have driving lessons on tues + thurs so I dont have to go in til 12. I finished drivin at 10 today, so i got time to do shit, and thurs im not drivin so i got time to myself again! tomorro day off. Qualllliiiiittttyyyyyy.
Anyways now only an hour til work, so im gonna quickly wash then change.
Oh and I doubt that i'm seeing that guy. Unless I actually go and see him, which I havn't done...Seen him at work and said hello n shit, but apart from that...errrrr. no. But it's alright.
Its nearly been a year without a relationship for me now.
Just not good enough!!
I think I might unselotape my diary folder and start writing in it again. But bov.
Taberfer xxx